Office Romance

Most of the employees do not know that the colleague seated on his left side is having an affair with another colleague seated on his right side. These are all clandestine affairs within the organizations. A secretary may come and slander about the Managing Director in the pantry, and the employees gladly participate in the gossip without realizing that the secretary is having a sexual affair with the MD. Men aren’t clever enough to hide their office romance the way women can. Maybe it is natural for women to be secretive in sexual affairs.

Spending most of the hours of the day in the office interacting with the opposite sex, does not necessarily lead to office romance, but it always does. Surprisingly, married people in office romance aren’t having problems in their marriages yet they experiment, and their experiment turns out just fine. Obviously, it is always fun and welcomed any non-platonic relationship without any strings attached. The man and woman enjoy the sex, and nobody in the office gets a clue what is going on between the two. To avoid being caught, they may even influence the colleagues to think that both hate each other.  

It is observed that women dislike other greedy woman climbing up the corporate ladder by offering sex to her superiors for the simple reason that people do take notice of that. Extramarital affair is fashionable and there is no reason to fear if the relationship is a secret to everyone. Sexual relations in the BPO industry is so common that if the press flashes a news that an employee was caught making out, people really do not get surprised. In fact, people will ridicule them for making out in front of the hidden camera; they should have done secretly.

There are many cases where a housewife keeps on suspecting the faithfulness of her husband demanding answers to her nagging questions about his whereabouts even when it is she who is having a sexual relation with their neighbour. Tripti Nigam dragged Azim Premji of Wipro using DV Law accusing him of driving her husband Gautam Nigam away from her by providing dating allowance. Not to mention that there was no dating allowance in Wipro and Gautam was already a harassed husband of misuse of dowry laws by Tripti. It seems some women find it convenient to hide her own wrongdoings and accuse the innocent with such biased laws.

Recently, National Commission for Women has decided to keep the adultery laws untouched. The Government proposed that adultery punishment should be equal for both the genders. Yes, an adulterous man can be punished but an adulterous woman is considered a victim. Don’t know how an adulterous woman can be considered a victim. Victim of what? The definition of a victim is “An unfortunate person who suffers from some adverse circumstances”. Yes, an adulterous woman is an unfortunate person who suffers from having sexual relations with others in some adverse circumstances where she is already married or engaged. Weird, isn’t it? Not amending the adultery law is indeed a big relief for women. It is really exciting that one can sleep around with as many people as possible and still be called a victim.

A survey revealed that 40% of women cheat on their lovers as compared to only 34% of men. This was a bit of a shock. Everybody is told by women organizations that men are born perverts and hence they all cheat their wives and girlfriends. But, this survey has revealed the truth that it is women who are unfaithful to their husbands and boyfriends. Wonder how these women can manipulate; letting her husband/boyfriend know that she loves him deeply and also enjoy sex with others. Clever, but she is called a victim, yes a victim.

The survey also revealed that 34% of women fantasizes lesbian sex. Now that is something to be worried about. It was believed that some women are bisexuals but this study is really shaking up the opinion of the society toward women. Are women that desperate for lesbian sex? But then why do were hear only about homosexuals and never about lesbians? Clever manipulation yet again. The study also revealed that one in two women think that size of the lover’s manhood does matter. Why women pretend that size do not matter to them? Maybe it is yet another way to tell the society that they are the victims of their own preferences. How typical!!!

In short, extramarital affair is very common but men must understand that the woman is considered a victim in the eyes of the law. Have fun in this modern World with ancient beliefs!!!

9:02 AM - Friday, December 29, 2006